gamerspirit:

I can remember no greater childhood horror than a sibling tripping on the controller wire and watching in slow motion as your game system came crashing down


On being asked if she is a feminist (in light of stars such as Shailene Woodley, Lady Gaga, and Kelly Clarkson rejecting the label): “I don’t think they really understood what feminism is. It’s a right. Feminism, to me, is standing up for everything that someone else has already done for you. My mom has overcome so much in her life. She makes me want to stand up for myself. Stand up to the studio heads who try to tell me that I can’t have blonde hair; they want brown hair. Or I need bigger boobs, or I need to work out. Or I’m too skinny, so, like, ‘Eat a cheeseburger.’ I stand up for myself every day of my life. I grew up in a family of four boys. I’m, like, a born feminist. I’ve been a feminist since I was four years old.” - Chloe Grace Moretz
troyesivanismyqueen:

mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.



Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.

the duck just
takes a shit
before waddling its ass next to the cat again

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again



"o_O"
the response to an awkward comment in 2009 (via greatwhiteprivilege)

(Source: ilovesmoothjazz1998)



http://tepperz.tumblr.com/post/98031548354/ajax-daughter-of-telamon

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

burdenedwithgloriousbooty:

oneshortdamnfuse:

princess-siddnttety:

hazeldash:

birdhead:

pyrositshere:

internetgoose:

I’m gonna depress the hell out of all of you. ready? ok go

so, that “stop devaluing feminized work post”

actualorsino:


It seems we all have something else to look forward to in Inquisition!

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by packs of giant spiders.
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OTP: does something cute in a book or fanfic
Me: *happy pterodactyl noises*
Me: *runs up and down hallway silently squealing at how freaking cute my OTP is*
Me: *falls backward and flails arms and legs up and down*
Me: *grins so hard my face hurts*
Me: *tries to pull self back together*
Me: *fails miserably*
Me: *starts going through their tumblr tag*
Me: *looks up on pinterest and the general internet*
Me: *finally calms down while holding nook to chest and smiling softly while replaying cute thing over and over again*
Me: *cries from cuteness*
Me: This is why I love reading

officialunitedstates:

Detective:  So how can I help you?

Client:  Well, I can’t find my company’s trademark papers anywhere.  I thought they were in the safe, but now they’re gone.

Client’s wife:  Oh honey, I put those in the refridgerator.

Detective:  Sounds like a classic case of copyright inFRIDGEment.

All:  [LAUGH]

pielord:

Idris Elbas AMA
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thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

tevinterllama:

balverine:

dragon age au where everything is the same except loghain mac tir wears this shirt

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madametrevelyan !!!!!

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